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M+M's
Fentoozler
Touchdown Boy
Strings
Peggy Sue
Sometimes
Does My Breath Smell?
Cacophony
TV
Toast And Bananas
Wasting Time
Romeo And Rebecca
Ben Wah Balls
Just About Done
Depends

Carousel

 
I talk to you every now and then
And I never felt so alone again
I stop to think at a wishing well
My thoughts send me on a carousel
Here I am standing on my own
Not a motion from the telephone
I know not a reason why
Solitude is a reason to die

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Just you wait and see
As school life is a, it is a woken dream
Aren't you feeling alone
I guess it's just another (X3)
Night alone

Now as I walk down the street
I need a job just to sleep in sheets
Buying food every once in a while
But not enough to purchase a smile
A tank of gas is a treasure to me
I know now that nothing is free
I talk to you every now and then
I never felt so alone again

chorus
 
 

M+M's

 
You and I should get away for a while
I just want to be alone with your smile
Buy some candy and cigarettes and we'll get in my car
We'll blast the stereo and we'll drive to Madagascar

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Because when I'm with you
There's nothing I wouldn't do
I just want to be your only one
I'm grasping out at straws
Thinking back to what I saw
That night on the floor when we were all alone

My love life was getting so bland
There are only so many ways I can make love with my hand
Sometimes it makes me want to laugh
Sometimes I want to take my toaster in the bath

chorus

Who's going to be the odd man out
I don't want to be the odd man out
Is this going to be the end
Or are you going to be my new girlfriend
 
 

Fentoozler

 
At the risk of sounding rude
Just who the fuck do you think you are to tell me what you expect of me today
You can take your attitude
You're out of luck, you've gone way too far if you think there's any chance I'm gonna stay

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How long can I string you along
How little of myself can I give
And still make you believe that I care

At the risk of sounding trite
Why the fuck do you think you're right about every little thing that you say
And do you think that it is right
For Tom to spend another night writing songs about all the people he thinks are gay

chorus
 
 

Touchdown Boy

 
There's this one guy
There's no one like him in all the world
Because you can always see
Those girls down on their knees
In those dark sweaty rooms
Planning out his thoughts

He's waiting for just the right
One by one as they walk right through the door
They keep on coming back, I guess that they just want more
He has fun, fun, fun, and you might call him a whore
But just look where he's at because he is the one that scores

I saw my friend there out on the field today
I asked him where he's going, he said all the way

Now one by one as they walk right through the door
They keep on coming back, I guess that they just want more
He has fun, fun, fun, and you might call him a whore
But just look where he's at because he is the one that scores
 
 

Strings

 
I would do anything and that's what scares me so bad
Don't want to live my life alone, don't want to go back to what I had
Don't want to spend my life without all those special things
Don't want to walk around being tied to anyone else's strings
Strings (X3)

Strings (X4)
 
 

Peggy Sue

 
I know what it's like to be alone sitting in your room
Listening to all the doubts that your parents have to say to you
And as your head gets all cluttered inside, try to stay awake
Everything they say are lies, that's all the shit that you ever have to take

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So hold in all your aggressions
Because your grinding your teeth on down to the bottom of your chin
It's not easy or so damn pleasing
To not laugh at everything they say as they tell you what to be
You're not alone

I know what it's like to be denied at everything you do
It's not the same reason why that makes you change the things that you once knew
As your head gets all cluttered inside, give more than you take
Everything they say are lies, that's all the shit that you ever have to take

chorus

You say you want to take off your shoes just to walk barefoot down the street
Just to be the things that you can be, just live for one more week
Go

You say you want to take off your shoes just to walk barefoot down the street
Just to be the things that you can be, just live for one more week

chorus
 
 

Sometimes

 
Oh, how I wish that they would last
Moments of peace that just slip through me so fast
Just when I think that they are gonna stay
Everything inside me just starts fading away

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Sometimes it seems like all I hope for just gets thrown down on the floor
And then it seems like you don't love me anymore
Sometimes I wish that I could run away
Sometimes I wish I just had something to say

She looks at me and doesn't know the words to say
But it's not you, I just don't feel quite right today
All these things I say and do were never planned
But how the fuck am I supposed to make you understand that

chorus
 
 

Does My Breath Smell?

 
Who makes up all the rules about those girls I want
Who tells them all to laugh, who tells them all to talk about me
And I'm not sure what my purpose is for being here
Why do they (X2)
Always kick me in the groin when I come near
And I'm not complaining it just hurts after a bit

I don't know what I'm feeling, I'm just so sick of seeing
All those dumb, lame, and retarded broads
Who often just sit kick back as I am not so relaxed
I often wonder why they act so odd

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No worse a time when it's just your time
To think you should make your move
It doesn't work, as you're just a jerk
With no excuse

What about that situation, all night procrastination
Takes you to the point when you lead her to her door
There is nothing left there to say, I guess you best be on your way
But before you go you got to do that chore

chorus

Please won't you buy in
I'm always trying
I keep on trying
There's only so much pride that I can lose
I hope that when you see me
Don't see right through me
Come on now, honestly
I'm so sick of ending up without a clue
 
 

Cacophony

 
When you talk about tomorrow
I'm not sure about today
When you tell me that you love me
What am I supposed to say

Sometimes I don't feel
The same way as you feel

Words like forever
They scare the shit out of me
Maybe I'm afraid of commitment
Maybe you're too distracted to see that

Sometimes I don't feel
The same way as you feel

I think of all the things that I'd say to you if I had the chance again
I think of all the things that I'd scream
But I think it's for the best that you and I just don't connect and
Things are never quite what they seem

Will there ever be
Someone to give her heart to me
Or would I be to blind to see it
I wouldn't make a sound
I'd keep it underground
It always seems like I'm
Running around around (X2)

Sometimes I don't feel
The same way as you feel
 
 

TV

 
When I'm at work I always rush right home for lunch
So I can check out what's up on the Brady Bunch
And when I'm walking through the front door at night
I gotta see who's winning on The Price is Right

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I never dreamed that I'd spend my days
Staring at some tube emitting cathode rays
I need my TV

What's happening in this world, I don't care at all
But it better not pre-empt Monday Night Football
I can't even come up with my own views
I'm taught how to think from the evening news

chorus
 
 

Toast And Bananas

 
Do you wanna know what I think of you
'Cause you're not the way I thought you should be
To take back what you said
It's time to fix, it's time to fix your head
And now all alone, one's less than two
I've never been better off living lonely
To listen to what you say
I couldn't care less of what you say

What did you think of me acting this way
I guess you never really thought at all
Is that what you call your brain
Is that why I call, you hang up on me
I wanted to know, I didn't want to lose
And now I'm a man who's just living small
Listen to what you say
I couldn't care less of what you say
To me as I walk alone I
Much rather be riding prone, man
To be just another one you are lame to

I wanted to know, I didn't want to lose
But now I'm a man who's just living small
Listen to what you say
I couldn't care less of what you say
To me as I tune you out of my mind
Won't bend over backwards or
Take another step there to
Hear from you again
Don't talk to me as I walk alone, I
Much rather be riding prone, man
Be just another one you are lame to

Don't talk to me as I tune you out of my mind
Won't bend over backwards or
Take another step there to
Hear from you again
Don't talk to me as I walk alone, I
Much rather be riding prone, man
To be just another one you are lame to
 
 

Wasting Time

 
I'm wasting time thinking about a girl
And stealing her away from her world
She and I would run away
I think of all the things that I'd say
We'd talk about important things
And I picture it in my dreams
She'd teach me about modern art
And I'd show her it's okay to fart and

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Maybe I'd impress her by being in a band and
Maybe if I act real tough she'd let me hold her hand and
Maybe I'll win her heart by writing this song about her
Sometimes I sit at home and wonder if she's sitting at home
Thinking of me and wondering if I'm sitting at home thinking about her
Or am I just wasting my time

Remembering how she laughed at Kinko's
When I made fun of that guy
Remembering the look she gave me
When I told her that I used to fry
I really want to ask her out
But my ego could never take it
And even if I got the balls
You know that the Cougar would never make it
And in my town you can't drive naked

chorus
Am I just wasting my time (X3)
Wasting my time thinking about a girl
 
 

Romeo And Rebecca

 
Walking through the grass
Another blade next to you from the ground
As the wind does pass
I notice as you feel the breath of my shout
Your words are kind
The kind that repeatedly say no
But that's all right
I'm older than you so I've got time

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What have you said, reach out your hand
There's a black shadow on my wall
But as I look into my mind
I can see that girls are a waste of time

We've all seen the bridge
A broken seam and a girl on one side
You think your words will work
They only work when you lay down and close your eyes
I thought of all the lines
All the right ones used at all the wrong times
But that's all right
Depression's just a sarcastic state of mind

chorus

I don't want to live alone
I don't want to live in my broken dreams of you
I don't want to live along with my broken dreams of you (X2)
 
 

Ben Wah Balls

 
Passively one day as the sun rose out of it's house
So did this little old guy as he whistled out of his mouth
And happily and gay, well I guessed exactly that
Because he found a special girl that put him in a special trance

He fell in love so quickly
What the hell was he to expect
That the girl under his arm wasn't the same
As any other girl
That he had thought that he once met
I guess you could only blame fate

Things started getting weird as they started to kiss
She often felt his beard and remembered how her father she missed
And then quietly one day he sang a song that's been deep within his heart
Causing some ingestion he finished with a great big fart and

She knew at that one moment
That song was something she heard before
So she asked him to do that again
Then out the door they hurried
She was gonna find out for sure
So she analyzed his rear end

She said, when I was a little girl my dad left my mom
He used to always fart and sing this special song
Now I wasn't quite so sure until your pants did fall
'Cause now I know that your my dad because you use ben wah balls
I said a wah, wah, wah-wah-wah, wah, wah-wah-wah, wah
Ben wah balls, wah, wah-wah-wah, wah, wah-wah-wah, wah
 
 

Just About Done

 
Just about done with your butt
We'll let ya know, hey
 
 

Depends

 
I don't want to urinate on myself
I don't want to urinate on anyone else
But, I guess that really doesn't matter anymore
Because I can't control my bladder anymore

Well, I guess it all depends, undergarments (X2)

Step back into life
No more soiled nights alone
But I guess I don't have a care
Because there's not a load in my underwear

I'm sick of offending everyone I meet
I'm sick of crying myself to sleep on rubber sheets
I had an accident today
I left a soil on a bus seat, I didn't know what to say

But, I guess it all depends, undergarments
Well, I guess it all depends, undergarments

Step back into life
No more soiled nights alone
Well, I guess that I don't have a care
If I don't a load in my underwear

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